Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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questfornewlearning 1 mon.agoWho has the fastest dad Three young boys are playing in a playground when one of them says: my dad is the fastest in the world! He can shoot an arrow at a target, run to the target and catch the arrow before it hits the target. The second boy yells out: oh yeh? My dad is faster! He can fire a gun at a target… run to the target and catch the bullet before it hits the target! The first two boys turn to the 3rd boy and exclaim: hey! What about your dad? The 3rd boy smiles and says: my dad is by far the fastest: he works for the government. He works until 5:00 PM but is home by 4:30 PM!
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If it has horns, look for the udder one.
It will flipper you off
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A well hung jury
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